One-Liner Wednesday – You Lose

My son was hanging out with me in the kitchen the other morning while I was eating, and as previously stated, I was playing a game. I ended up passing a level and this is what transpired:

Andru: You lose.

Me: No, I won. See?

Andru: No, you lose.

Me: I lost a few minutes of my life, maybe.

Andru: Every minute we live, we lose a minute of our lives.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Dinner Time

I sent a text to my son that dinner was ready, and he came upstairs and we ate dinner.  About two hours later, I received a text from him and this is what followed:

Andru: K, I’ll be up in a minute.

Me: Dinner’s over?

Andru: Dinner isn’t over till we go to sleep.


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One-Liner Wednesday and #JustJoJan Day 23 – The Struggle is Real

Both of my boys wear braces and my youngest had them put on his bottom teeth yesterday.  Needless to say, he is in pain.  He tried to tell me today that he never wanted them, but I had to remind him that he begged us to get braces.  His response?

“Well, yeah.  I wanted braces before I actually got braces.”

 


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One-Liner Wednesday and #JustJoJan Day 17 – Who likes sewing?

I was editing an interview and came across this rather delightful exchange.  The interviewee had mentioned that she didn’t like sewing and what followed was a rather delightful exchange between her daughter and the interviewers.

Cheryl: I didn’t like sewing either.

Lorrie: I’m right there with you.  (to Michael) Are you good?

Michael: No, I’m actually awful at sewing.

Lorrie: No, I mean questions.

Michael: Question wise, I’m good.


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