One-Liner Wednesday – You Lose

My son was hanging out with me in the kitchen the other morning while I was eating, and as previously stated, I was playing a game. I ended up passing a level and this is what transpired:

Andru: You lose.

Me: No, I won. See?

Andru: No, you lose.

Me: I lost a few minutes of my life, maybe.

Andru: Every minute we live, we lose a minute of our lives.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Dinner Time

I sent a text to my son that dinner was ready, and he came upstairs and we ate dinner.  About two hours later, I received a text from him and this is what followed:

Andru: K, I’ll be up in a minute.

Me: Dinner’s over?

Andru: Dinner isn’t over till we go to sleep.


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One-Liner Wednesday – The body

Jaxon sent me a text one day last week and it went something like this…

Jaxon: Do you think you have room in your storage unit?

Me: For what?

Jaxon: The body

I read this at least twice, realized it was a joke and responded…

Me: Oh that.  Yeah, I think it should fit. (laughing emoji)

Jaxon: Okay cool

I did another double take, because that wasn’t the response I was looking for…

Me: It’s a joke, right?

Jaxon: Bed frames (laughing emoji)

The moral of the story?  Maybe my son isn’t as funny as I give him credit for, and sometimes we really are just having a conversation about a broken bed frame.


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One-Liner Wednesday – The Dizzy World

I went with Jaxon on Friday to get his wisdom teeth out and I have to tell you, that boy is a comedian when he is pumped full of drugs.  I thought I would grace you with his “wisdom”, even though it breaks the rules this week (I always seem to break the rules, haha).

Me:  Do you want to lay back and close your eyes?

Jaxon: No, I wanna experience the world… how it is.

Me: How is it?

Jaxon: What?!

Me: How is the world?

Jaxon: It’s dizzy, man.  It’s way dizzy!


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One-Liner Wednesday – Epic Rhymes

“What if a bear had so much hair… wait that rhymed! Epic rap master!” – Andru Espinosa (while driving to school Monday morning)

I can’t remember what exactly he was talking about and if I asked him, he probably wouldn’t remember either, but it was funny enough that I actually recorded a voice memo so I could use it today.

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Teaser Tuesdays – Sea Change

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I’m just happy I’ve been able to move onto a new book, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep the pace up – one book a week seems a bit overwhelming for my schedule. I might have to go back to books I’ve read in the past if I can’t get to a new book fast enough. Or, maybe I just won’t post it every Tuesday? Who knows! This regular blogging thing is a whole new adventure for me.

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Onto the book quote since that’s what you’re all here for today. I’m currently making my way through the Jesse Stone novels by Robert B. Parker and I just started Sea Change. I found this quote from page 15.

“Get a tarp,” Jesse said, “and you and Arthur and Peter Perkins get her up on the dock and put the tarp over her. Don’t want the sailors all puking before the race.”

“What about the cops?” Simpson said.

“Try not to,” Jesse said. “Bad for the department image.”